Saturday, October 24, 2009

Why are They Jailing Kids for Being Kids?

Cyberbulling? Really? WTF?

Teens have been bullies as long as teens have been teens. It's part of growing up. Today's digital age just adds a digital forensics trail to the same behaviors that have existed forever in various nondigital forms. And instead of letting these kids grow up, we're giving them criminal records.

Have these idiots making and enforcing these laws ever read the constitution?

Friday, October 23, 2009

Lutz is Nuts; Has the Best Car and the Best Driver

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT.

Why didn't I say screw work and go out and buy an ///M5 and sign up for this thing? I can just see the headlines.... Baritchi shows up and beats Luz at Monticello... Heinricy steps in and they duel it out...

Oh yeah. how would I pay for said ///M5? *sigh*... Back to reality................

Look at the related stories... CTS-V is the quickest production sedan around a road course right now. Lutz is the man for putting up this challenge. Great marketing. He did back peddle on one thing: After Jalopnik et al stepped up, at one point he said Heinricy will step in if necessary.

Heinricy in a CTS-V? We already know how that will turn out. Nice job Bob. But wasn't the challenge against you? Heh.

[Eco] Can You Spare Some Gas Money?

Colorado Tesla Buyers Get a $42,000 Tax Credit. In other news, GM wants bigger incentives to get drivers out of gas-powered vehicles.

You can't make stuff like this up...

Monday, October 19, 2009

xkcd: Bag Check

Some have attributed this one to me as well... hmm....

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

The Cloud Computing Consultant



[Hat tip: Martin]

Rocky Mountain Bank and Google: More Analysis

Last week I had a chance to sit down with lobuxracer and brainstorm about the Rocky Mountain Bank/Google fiasco.

The epiphany: The temporary restraining order issued by Judge Ware was worth less than the paper it was printed on. It was Google's mistake to immediately comply with the BS order rather than fight it. By immediately complying, they went ahead and took the responsibility for violating the account holder's civil rights.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Rocky Mountain Bank vs Gmail: The Cloud is Poached

Last month, a Rocky Mountain Bank employee fired off an email containing confidential loan information, SSNs, etc for 1,325 clients to the wrong Gmail address. (RMB privacy policy | RMB security statement)

Rocky Mountain Bank then proceeds to attempt to recall the message, and when they realize there's no such thing, asks the recipient to delete the message. Cricket sounds are heard in the background. (Would you have replied?)

So Rocky Mountain Bank did what any logical person would do after mailing obviously non-encrypted über-secret stuff to the wrong address. Or the exact opposite. They sued Google to find out who owned the email address, whether the recipient opened or forwarded the email, to have Google forcefully delete it, and most egregious IMHO, asked the courts to seal the proceedings to hide the screwup from their own customers. Nice.

Judge Ronald Whyte had the sense to deny the motion to seal the proceedings or we might never have found this out (Decision PDF, courtesy of Threat Level) .

First, I must ask.. The wrong Gmail address? Really?! How come nobody is asking WTF a bank employee is doing sending confidential customer data to any Gmail address in the first place?

Moving on.. a few days later, Judge James Ware granted their request to deactivate the victim's Gmail account and disclose the account holder's identity. View Judge Ware's temporary restraining order here (PDF, courtesy of the How Appealing blog).

The matter has now since been "settled." The victim's access has been restored. The email has been deleted from their inbox through the long arm of the law. Google has confirmed the Gmail user never viewed the misfired email.

Good news for Rocky Mountain Bank-- I guess now they don't have to deal with all those Breach Notifications.

I'm no lawyer, but I see a very troubling precedent here.
  • Invasion of privacy: An external entity was able to find out who owns an email address (essentially, a PO box) through no fault of the account holder, and to confirm whether an email was ever opened or not. Furthermore, an email addressed to them was forcefully deleted before they opened it.
  • The account holder's ability to communicate was shut off through no fault of their own: Google was forced to disable the account holder's Gmail account. Note that unlike a PO box, Gmail accounts are used to both send and receive email, and store a massive amount of data, and as such, for many people can be considered a person's "papers" or "files."
Think about these ramifications of what just happened...
  • Can I send something to your PO Box and then pull a Rocky Mountain Maneuver and sue the USPS to give me your identity and retrieve the package from your PO Box?
  • What if during this search on behalf of Rocky Mountain Bank, which is done with no probable cause, the USPS finds pot in your post office box? Alternatively, what if Google finds illegal porn in your inbox?
Remember that with the advent of cloud computing services like Gmail and the like, there comes a price. Your corporate and personal data are at the mercy of the lowest common denominator.

(Update 10/14/09: Further Analysis...)

On Cellphone Password Protection

Keep a password on it.

If you're getting arrested, immediately enable the password if you're able to. On some phones this simple, on others (like iPhones) this may involve a reboot...

Otherwise this might happen...

Smug Alert

Wow.

[Jalopnik]